What Pokemon Are You?

1. One day, you were romping the woods until a large human suddenly appeared. There was a vicious battle between you and the trainer's Pokemon but you have been captured in the end!
Heck, it means more company and free food.
No! I will not accept this! Time to get out the knives...
I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED. I AM NOW YOUR SLAVE.
Oh god, I'll be trapped in a Pokeball for the rest of my life!

2. It seems like now you're the most powerful Pokemon in your trainer's party...
Yes! Even MORE free food.
Easy pickin's... *Gets out even bigger and sharper knives*
Well that was a no-brainer.
Phew. No more getting bullied!

3. An opposing Pokemon has presented itself in front of you! And it's stronger too!
I'll try to make friends with it.
*Gets out the biggest and sharpest knives in stock*
I shall fight until the end!
Uh... *runs*

4. A Psyduck in your trainer's party is really annoying you.
I refuse to get affected by inferior beings like you!
Are you asking to get dissected?
Stop annoying me and no one gets hurt.
I'm telling on you!

5. Okay, he isn't stopping and his annoying 'Psy-yai-yai's are getting on the last of your nerves. How are you going to rid yourself of him?
By sticking a needle through his eye.
By gutting the stomach by using one of your ever useful knives.
By throwing him in a bag full of stones and tossing him in a river.
By threatening to him with a pencil.

6. So... you succeeded in killing him. What now?
Aiyeee! I never do such blood thirsty things like this! *Throws self off a cliff in shame*
One down... four more to go...
I wonder how long it takes for him to sink to the bottom of the river?
*Cries* I didn't know a pencil was that dangerous!

7. You have a terrible crush on a cute Chikorita but it seems like the Chikorita fancies another Pokemon in your party!
Dang, I always failed at this whole dating thing anyway.
*Shows blood encrusted fangs at the other Pokemon*
Nonsense! Chikorita must be mine!
Why oh why is the world so unfair?

8. Now you've done it! You've set your trainer's bag and bicycle on fire while he was out collecting berries to eat. What are you going to do?
Admit that you destroyed his items and wait until the pain goes away.
Act innocent when he asks you about it.
Buy your trainer a new bag (with all the items in it) and bicycle and hope he doesn't notice anything is wrong.
Flee in fear that he will beat you with a stick.

9. Uh-oh. After the series of mischeif you have caused your trainer is thinking of ditching you.
Aww... no more free food for me?
W00t! Free at last! Free at last! We are free at last!
I HAVE BEEN RELEASED. I AM NOTYOUR SLAVE.
Nuuuu! It was nice and safe in that Pokeball... *sniff*

10. Why are you taking this quiz anyway?
Because I want to find out what Pokemon I am. Duh!
Because this last question was way too predictable.
Because I'm bored and I need something to do.
Why do you care anyway?